Ooh La La: Take a Vegan River Cruise in the South of France!

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Our BFF, Fat Gay Vegan, is joining forces with Vegan River Cruises for a completely plant-based experience like no other as they journey through the gorgeous French countryside on a motherfuggin’ BOAT! Do want!

It’ll be a 7 night/8 day journey along the ~gorgeous~ Rhône river from Arles to Chalon-sur-Saône in the south of France. Just typing that made me feel like the fanciest lady alive. As a guest aboard this pleasure cruise, you’ll gorge yourself on ~plentiful~ and ~delicious~ vegan food and booze. That’s right: Wine, beer, or cocktails are included in the price! Whaaaaat?!?! There will also be vegan cooking demonstrations so you can return home a culinary titan.

The boat itself is “packed solid with all the latest technology and attractions including private balconies, WiFi, spacious bathrooms, luxurious vegan toiletries, and electric bicycles for on-shore use.” You guys. Come on.

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The cruise departs Arles/Tarascon on October 22, 2016 and reaches its destination of Chalon-sur-Saône on October 29, 2016. For more information and to make booking enquires, go here immediately. (Also, if you’d like to subsidize my trip, please let me know. I want to go very, very badly.)