I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I’d cause some pain with a choking chain and my dancing human
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming
Oh, who would think a boy and human
Could be well accepted in this room and
Everywhere. It’s just amazing how unfair people can be
Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing human
They’ll love us, won’t they?
They feed us, don’t they?
Oh, who would think a boy and human
Could be well accepted in this room and
Everywhere. It’s just amazing how unfair people can be
Who needs money when you’re funny?
The big attraction in this room and
Everywhere will be Simon Smith and his dancing human
It’s Simon Smith and the amazing dancing human
…Now back in your cage human, until the next show.
Rewritten by Atman. Written by Randy Newman: